Spa de la Poulet

Well there were 18 patrons that enjoyed my spa services. The affected poultry were treated to a soak in a luke warm bath. Water was retreived from an underground river 300ft below the surface of South Langley.

State of the Art equipment at Spa de la Poulet

The matter that was attached to the chicks' behinds was gently exfoliated by a gagging estetian. The next step of the treatment includes being blown dry and then gently released back to the flock.

Those chickens who did not participate in this glamorous treatment reported their flock mates butts looked like they receive a full  backside waxing - apparently the esthetician was not as gentle as she could have been.

The next day, much to the esthetician's dismay, 4 of the patrons required a second treatment. It was after this that I retired from the poultry beauty service industry. Spa de la poulet hired Cameron Keller as my replacement. Oddly, no more chicks required future services.